For the past month we have had this really young FedEx guy that is super flirty. Like to the point of being creepy. I have done everything I can to try and deter him, i.e. never making eye contact, waving my bejeweled left hand in his general direction, and giving short monosyllabic answers to his ever probing questions. My coworker thinks its cute. I find it slightly revolting but mostly I can handle it.
Not today!
Today I discovered that not only is he creepy, he's a winker. And not just a winker the wink and shoot the imaginary gun, "Have a wonderful evening", kind of winker. Oh my. I think it's time for skittles.
Not today!
Today I discovered that not only is he creepy, he's a winker. And not just a winker the wink and shoot the imaginary gun, "Have a wonderful evening", kind of winker. Oh my. I think it's time for skittles.
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